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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

16.06.2025 04:59

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Sure no problem officer.

{RING} {RING}

I am skinny, I have been doing 100 pushups a day for more than a month and am seeing very few results, everything is so unfair, I workout more than anyone I know and am still skinny, why cant I build muscle?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

HELLO

How long does it typically take for prices to return to normal after tariffs are removed?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

When have you been in an accident where the other person involved blatantly lied to the police about what transpired?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Atheists claim that Earth is 10 billion years old, yet there are no fossils that old. What do you have to say for yourselves for lying?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Yes sir it is.

After a few moments he returns.

Why is there no great temptress figure in any of Tolkien’s major works?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?